The truth

My full name is Michael Landon Dinnin. If you have ever seen Little House on the Prairie or Bonanza, this will amuse you. If not, it certainly won't.

I'm originally from the suburbs of Dallas-Fort Worth. I lived there my entire life until I moved to Chicago to pursue my dream of becoming a stunt car driver. When that didn't pan out, I settled on being a Copywriter. 

I once had a Beta fish named John Stamos. My mom killed it.

I have a daughter and a son. They will continue my legacy. If not, they will be huge disappointments.

I was at one point the #8 American in Wii Fit Hula Hooping.

Oh, and also, whiskey.